I guess, when you're drunk, every woman looks beautiful and every language looks (like) a Lisp :) -- Lament, #sc[email protected]

Resume writing is just like dating, or applying for a bank loan, in that nobody wants you if you're desperate. -- Steve Yegge.

Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming. -- Brian Kernigan

The hardest part of design ... is keeping features out. -- Donald Norman

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years. -- John Von Neumann, circa 1949

In theory, there’s no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. -- Albert Einstein

Either you run the day, or the day runs you. –Jim Rohn

I find that when you have a real interest in life and a curious life, that sleep is not the most important thing. ~Martha Stewart

If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. ~ Jim Rohn

It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. –Abraham Lincoln