I think there’s a world market for about 5 computers. -- Thomas J. Watson, Chairman of the Board, IBM, circa 1948

State is the root of all evil. In particular functions with side effects should be avoided. -- OO Sucks (bluetail.com)

If we wish to count lines of code, we should not regard them as lines produced but as lines spent. -- Edsger Dijkstra

Programming is the art of figuring out what you want so precisely that even a machine can do it. -- Some guy who isn't famous

Remember that you are humans in the first place and only after that programmers. -- Alexandru Vancea

Remember, always be yourself ... unless you suck! -- Joss Whedon

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. ~Steve Jobs

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. –Pablo Picasso

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, “I’m possible!” –Audrey Hepburn

If you hear a voice within you say “you cannot paint,” then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. –Vincent Van Gogh