Resume writing is just like dating, or applying for a bank loan, in that nobody wants you if you're desperate. -- Steve Yegge.

The programmer must seek both perfection of part and adequacy of collection. -- Alan J. Perlis

Functional programming is like describing your problem to a mathematician. Imperative programming is like giving instructions to an idiot. -- arcus, #scheme on Freenode

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. -- John Lennon

Courage is grace under pressure. -- Ernest Hemingway

Windows NT addresses 2 Gigabytes of RAM, which is more than any application will ever need. -- Microsoft, on the development of Windows NT, 1992

To be successful you must accept all challenges that come your way. You can’t just accept the ones you like. ~Mike Gafka

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day-in and day-out. ~Robert Collier

Teach thy tongue to say, I do not know, and thous shalt progress. –Maimonides

Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great. ~John D. Rockefeller