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Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. -- Donald Knuth
Resume writing is just like dating, or applying for a bank loan, in that nobody wants you if you're desperate. -- Steve Yegge.
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. -- Bill Gates
No problem should ever have to be solved twice. -- Eric S. Raymond, How to become a hacker
Any fool can make the simple complex, only a smart person can make the complex simple. -- unknown
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. -- Mary Ellen Kelly
Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. ~Winston Churchill
When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. –John Lennon
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me. –Erma Bombeck
The best revenge is massive success. –Frank Sinatra