Functional programming is to algorithms as the ubiquitous little black dress is to women's fashion. -- Mark Tarver (of "The bipolar Lisp programmer" fame)

Attitude is no substitute for competence. -- Eric S. Raymond, How to become a hacker

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the former. -- Albert Einstein

Good artists copy. Great artists steal. -- Pablo Picasso

What is truth? -- Pontius Pilate

Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free. -- Linus Torvalds

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. ~Anonymous

Fortune sides with him who dares. ~Virgil

Your problem isn’t the problem. Your reaction is the problem. ~Anonymous

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. ~Thomas A. Edison