It(mastering)’s knowing what you are doing. -- Joesgoals.com

Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders. -- Alanna

Normality is the route to nowhere. -- Ridderstrale & Nordstorm, Funky Business

Thus, programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute. -- Alan J. Perlis

Show, don't tell. -- unknown

More computing sins are committed in the name of efficiency (without necessarily achieving it) than for any other single reason - including blind stupidity. -- W.A. Wulf

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. –Anais Nin

Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne

Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above it. ~Washington Irving

You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction. ~George Lorimer