Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning. -- Rich Cook

No one is all evil. Everybody has a good side. If you keep waiting, it will comme up. -- Randy Pausch

Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming. -- Brian Kernigan

All great things require great dedication. -- Chuck Norris(?)

If something isn’t working, you need to look back and figure out what got you excited in the first place. -- David Gorman (ImThere.com)

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. -- Bill Gates

It's your place in the world; it's your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live. –Mae Jemison

Change your thoughts and you change your world. –Norman Vincent Peale

You become what you believe. –Oprah Winfrey

There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. –Roger Staubach