Remember, always be yourself ... unless you suck! -- Joss Whedon

There is one meaning [for static in C]: a global variable that is invisible outside the current scope, be it a function or a file. -- Paolo Bonzini

If we wish to count lines of code, we should not regard them as *lines produced* but as *lines spent*. -- Edsger Dijkstra

Java and C++ make you think that the new ideas are like the old ones. Java is the most distressing thing to hit computing since MS-DOS. -- Alan Kay

If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough. -- Alan Kay

C’s great for what it’s great for. -- Ben Hoyts (micropledge)

Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. –Dalai Lama

Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. –Grandma Moses

The number one reason people fail in life is because they listen to their friends, family, and neighbors. ~Napoleon Hill

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. –Mark Twain