If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution. -- Robert Sewell

One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that–lacking zero–they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs. -- Robert Firth

Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. -- Frederick P. Brooks, No Sliver Bullet.

New eyes have X-ray vision. [someone that hasn't written it is more likely to spot the bug. "someone" can be you after a break] -- William S. Annis

All great things require great dedication. -- Chuck Norris(?)

Give up control. You never really had it anyway. -- How to fail: 25 secrets learned through failure

The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones that do. ~Anonymous

Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and to let him know that you trust him. –Booker T. Washington

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You must expect great things of yourself before you can do them. ~Michael Jordan