Attitude is no substitute for competence. -- Eric S. Raymond, How to become a hacker

- Gbi de fer - Howa! - On va en France - Non, je vais pas! - Pourquoi? - Parce ki y a pas agouti là-bas! -- Gbi de fer

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration. -- Stan Kelly-Bootle

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. -- Cited by Randy Pausch

:nunmap can also be used outside of a monastery. -- Vim user manual

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. -- Mark Twain

Knowledge is being aware of what you can do. Wisdom is knowing when not to do it. ~Anonymous

If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough. ~Albert Einstein

Eighty percent of success is showing up. –Woody Allen

If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. ~ Jim Rohn