We will never become a truly paper-less society until the Palm Pilot folks come out with WipeMe 1.0. -- Andy Pierson

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are always cocksure and the intelligent are always filled with doubt. -- Bertrand Russell

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. -- Dr. Seuss

Functional programming is to algorithms as the ubiquitous little black dress is to women's fashion. -- Mark Tarver (of "The bipolar Lisp programmer" fame)

When your enemy is making a very serious mistake, don't be impolite and disturb him. -- Napoleon Bonaparte (allegedly)

In God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? -- David (Psalm 56:4)

Don’t raise your voice, improve your argument. ~Anonymous

If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough. –Oprah Winfrey

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. –Christopher Columbus

Opportunities don’t happen, you create them. ~Chris Grosser