Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration. -- Stan Kelly-Bootle

C’s great for what it’s great for. -- Ben Hoyts (micropledge)

Attitude is no substitute for competence. -- Eric S. Raymond, How to become a hacker

Resume writing is just like dating, or applying for a bank loan, in that nobody wants you if you're desperate. -- Steve Yegge.

It is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead. -- Edsger Dijkstra

The direct pursuit of happiness is a recipe for an unhappy life. -- Donald Campbell

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. –Maya Angelou

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. ~Pablo Picasso

To be successful you must accept all challenges that come your way. You can’t just accept the ones you like. ~Mike Gafka

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. –Babe Ruth