640K ought to be enough for anybody. -- Bill Gates, 1981

Functional programming is to algorithms as the ubiquitous little black dress is to women's fashion. -- Mark Tarver (of "The bipolar Lisp programmer" fame)

A non negative binary integer value x is a power of 2 iff (x & (x-1)) is 0 using 2's complement arithmetic. -- [fact]

Code is poetry. -- wordpress.org

A person won't retain proficiency at a task unless he or she has at one time learned to perform that task very rapidly. Learning research demonstrates that the skills of people who become accurate but not fast deteriorate much sooner than the skills of people who become both accurate and fast. -- Philip Greenspun

State is the root of all evil. In particular functions with side effects should be avoided. -- OO Sucks (bluetail.com)

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. –Kevin Kruse

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. --Kevin Kruse

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. ~Thomas Jefferson

Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. –Grandma Moses