Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. -- George Burns

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck. -- Official definition of "duck typing"

The general principle for complexity design is this: Think locally, act locally. -- Richard P. Gabriel & Ron Goldman, Mob Software: The Erotic Life of Code

Argue with idiots, and you become an idiot. If you compete with slaves you become a slave. -- Paul Graham and Norbert Weiner, respectively

If there is a will, there is a way. -- unknown

A little learning is a dangerous thing. -- Alexander Pope

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. –Benjamin Franklin

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. ~Bruce Feirstein

To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. ~Anonymous

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. –Helen Keller