Never do the impossible. People will expect you to do it forever after. -- pigsandfishes.com

Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders. -- Alanna

The best way to learn to live with our limitations is to know them. --E. W. Dijkstra, The humble programmer

You can’t get to version 500 if you don’t start with a version 1. -- BetterExplained.com

Good artists copy. Great artists steal. -- Pablo Picasso

La haine est une liqueur précieuse, un poison plus cher que celui des Borgia, - car il est fait avec notre sang, notre santé, notre sommeil, et les deux tiers de notre amour! Il faut en être avare! -- Charles Baudelaire, Conseils aux jeunes littérateurs.

The best revenge is massive success. –Frank Sinatra

Fall seven times and stand up eight. –Japanese Proverb

If you don’t value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents- start charging for it. ~Kim Garst

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. –Sheryl Sandberg