If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution. -- Robert Sewell

Never do the impossible. People will expect you to do it forever after. -- pigsandfishes.com

I would rather be an optimist and be wrong than a pessimist who proves to be right. The former sometimes wins, but never the latter. -- "Hoots"

Argue with idiots, and you become an idiot. If you compete with slaves you become a slave. -- Paul Graham and Norbert Weiner, respectively

C’s great for what it’s great for. -- Ben Hoyts (micropledge)

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. -- Albert Einstein

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. –Maya Angelou

Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. –Joshua J. Marine

Either you run the day, or the day runs you. –Jim Rohn

The mind is everything. What you think you become. –Buddha